twentydollarnose-bleed:

Les Misérables? I love that book. I love the way that all the people become [clenches fist] less fricking miserable.

(via spookyasahi)

fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

(via ugly)

msjewbooty:

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

(via dunneamy)

merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

(Source: spoopymycroft, via lukenewberry)