Les Misérables? I love that book. I love the way that all the people become [clenches fist] less fricking miserable.
it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet
because they might hit the ground too hard and die
i did not think this through
i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man